Okay, so we’ve given you bits, and we’ve given you pieces. We’ve
given you morsels, even. You’ve read
the first chapter of a pretty badass (if we do say so, ourselves) novel. You’ve gotten a peek inside the mind of
our editor on public transit and the apocalypse. It’s about time, then, that we properly introduced ourselves. We are the founders and
keepers of ESP. We are the
Electric Sheep Scribes…
Sound off!
Tasky, Spelly, some jerk we drink with sometimes, and Cloudy.
(Try keeping us in focus. We dare you.)
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Head in the clouds; finger on the trigger. |
The soles of his shoes are clean
because his feet have never touched the ground. His favorite meal is
pie-in-the-sky. Despite what his fellow Scribes say, his head is not up his ass.
It’s firmly planted in the clouds. Cloudy Scribe is the self-described go-to
idea member of the Electric herd. Want a reason for a hero to suddenly develop
lockjaw? Need to explain away violating the laws of physics? Cloudy is the
Scribe for you! Cloudy Scribe is the creative force behind the trio, but, due
to an extreme case of ADHD, he unfortunately has the shortest att-SQUIRREL!
Cloudy Scribe is David Maynor.
David is the founder and CTO of the Atlanta based
security-testing company, Errata Security. David is a subject matter expert in
network security, hacking, getting unhacked, and preventing getting hacked.
Tasky Scribe
In 1972, a crack commando unit was
sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit This was
totally messed up! These men promptly escaped from a maximum security
stockade to the Los Angeles underground - because of awesomeness. Today,
still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. Rad!?!
No time to explain. Just get on the trike! |
If you have a problem, if no one else
can help, and if you can find them…maybe you can hire the man who was born
one year later and is now living in Atlanta, Tasky Scribe.
Part Hannibal, B.A. Baracus, Faceman,
Batman, Cat herder. Maker of Plans That Come Together, checker of reality, and
keeper of the Short Leash for Cloudy. He is: Tasky Scribe. A one-man Alpha
team. Pretty much Batman.
Tasky Scribe is Ryan English.
Ryan just told you who he is.
Spelly Scribe
“It’s hard out there for a redheaded terminator. Your predecessors are an outdated Austrian, a psychotic blob of
mercury, and a blonde. The cards are already stacked against you. You have to
be faster, harder, stronger, and you don’t even have phone books anymore. But
it’s okay, kid. You have a whole new set of tools to find and eradicate
insurgent humans... Oh, and forget
that Connor, kid. Old news. We hear he’s in rehab again, anyway. We have a new
assignment for you…”
That’s what her superiors told her, right before they zapped her back to the early 21st century. To fulfill her mission*, Spelly Scribe specializes in taking good ideas and turning them into great stories, polishing great stories to make them even better, drinking boatloads of coffee, handling a variety of combat weapons, and wrangling geniuses with attention span issues.
Spelly Scribe is Amelia Shackelford.
Amelia is Editor in Chief of Electric Sheep Press. She
also works as a freelance music writer for Creative Loafing and a few other publications. Her fiction has graced the pages
of a few online and print literary magazines, and a couple of anthologies.
Curious about a terminator’s perspective on Atlanta bands, cheap beer, and the
human condition? Ask her. She probably won’t shoot you or break your neck.
*What? You thought she was just going to tell you her mission? Silly humans, this ain’t no James Bond movie.
And there you have it. That's us! Any questions?
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